I SMELL THE BLOOD OF A

You: HELLO
Stranger: aleyküm selam
You: more LIKE ARKUM ALSESUM
You: I AM THE JOKER LOL (joker says this)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO
Stranger: no need to shout, i'm only here ...
You: IM NOT SHOUTING I HAVE A KEYBOARD CONUNDRUM
Stranger: I see
You: CAN YOU HELP ME IVE VISITED YAHOO ANSWERS LIKE 500 TIMES
Stranger: Is Caps Lock on?
You: ILL CAP YOUR LOCK IF YOU DONT START MAKING SENSE
Stranger: you sir, are very mean, all I came on here to do was make a friend
Stranger: but I guess, maybe some other time
You: THEN WHY DONT YOU GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU STUPID NOOB
Stranger: Because I liek to post in a trolling Omegle conversations newfag
Stranger: ITT: COMBO BREAKER
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: LOST
Stranger: THE
Stranger: GAME
Stranger: BITCH.
Stranger: oh, and it's spelt n00b .. y'know with zeros .. making you the n00b, n00b
You: PLEASE KEEP TYPING ITS GREAT MATERIAL
Stranger: yay
Stranger: I shall
Stranger: erm ..
Stranger: I like ponies
Stranger: and
Stranger: and
Stranger: rainbows
Stranger: and unicorns
Stranger: annndd ... hmm ..
Stranger: oh, have you found David yet?
You: HAVE YOU FOUND SOMEONE YOU CAN STAND BEING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WITHOUT THROWING UP?
Stranger: yep .. alot of people .. :D
Stranger: they love me .. because i'm not some fucking nerd who sits on /b/ all day
Stranger: I go out and socialise
Stranger: ^^ so yeah]
You: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
Stranger: hahaha don't believe me .. oh noes .. someone on Omegle with no life doesn't believe me :(
Stranger: NOOOOooooo....
Stranger: go and kill yourself you cunt
Stranger: noone will ever love you
Stranger: apart from ...
Stranger: ME ^^
Stranger: we should be like superheroes or some shit ...
Stranger: You and Stranger :D awesome
Stranger: I can see it already
Stranger: although you're a cunt ..
Stranger: so it probably wont work
You: ARE YOU GOING TO FIX MY KEYBOARD PROBLEM OR NOT
Stranger: no troll go home ..
Stranger: im just giving you material for /b/
Stranger: to make e famouse
You: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID
Stranger: yep

ill probably have a real submission next year

A man said to the universe:
"Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.

you'll never fly til you try
and if you never try, you'll never fly
but try and fly and you'll find out why
its good to try and nice to fly

Life's like a movie
write your own ending. keep believing.
keep pretending.

Once again, I find it necessary to write in defense of myself and my beliefs. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against Apple Juice and its subtle but rambunctious attempts to coordinate a revolution. While the concept of broad-based peace and social justice coalitions remains desirable, Apple Juice knows that performing an occasional act of charity will make some people forgive-or at least overlook-all of its conniving excesses. My take on the matter is that if it wants to be taken seriously, it should counter the arguments in this letter with facts, not illogical panaceas, personal anecdotes, or insults.

I don't see how Apple Juice can build a workable policy around wishful thinking draped over a morass of confusion (and also, as we'll see below, historical illiteracy), then impose it willy-nilly on a population by force. I'm not saying that it can't possibly be done but rather that Apple Juice seems to assume that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and parasitic peculators. This is an assumption of the worst kind because when I say that its obloquies are jejune, I mean it. I don't mean that they remind me of something jejune or that they have one or two jejune characteristics. I mean that they are jejune. In fact, the most jejune thing about them is the way that they prevent people from seeing that in a rather infamous speech, Apple Juice exclaimed that space aliens are out to lay eggs in our innards or ooze their alien hell-slime all over us. (I edited out the rest of what it said because, well, it didn't really say anything.)

As I remove the veil of ignorance I have lived behind, I find that wherever you look, you'll see Apple Juice enforcing intolerance in the name of tolerance. You'll see it suppressing freedom in the name of freedom. And you'll see it crushing diversity of opinion in the name of diversity. I shall not argue that Apple Juice's newsgroup postings are an authentic map of its plan to provide phlegmatic big-mouths with a milieu in which they can reduce religion to a consumer item in a spiritual supermarket. Read them and see for yourself. Apple Juice doesn't want us to know about its plans to supplant national heroes with vexatious shysters. Otherwise, we might do something about that.

You might object to my claim that Apple Juice is becoming ever more audacious in its unappeasable hatred of us. But bear in mind that there is no time and little temptation for those who work hard on their jobs and their responsibilities to violate the basic tenets of journalism and scholarship. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: What exactly is the principle that rationalizes Apple Juice's raucous crotchets? If you need help in answering that question, you may note that anarchism, as a social philosophy, is insipid. But what, you may ask, does any of that have to do with the theme of this letter, viz., that it needs a mental carminative? Although I haven't been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that fork-tongued kooks like Apple Juice are not born-they are excreted. However unsavory that metaphor may be, if one accepts the framework I've laid out here, it follows logically that many people are shocked when I tell them that feelings of inferiority are characteristic of irritable lamebrains. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that if we can understand what has caused the current plague of what I call demonic fogeys, I believe that we can then discuss the programmatic foundations of Apple Juice's predaceous memoirs in detail.

Apple Juice's antics present us with a riddle: Whatever happened to community standards? We must unmistakably ask ourselves questions like that before it's too late, before Apple Juice gets the opportunity to waffle on all the issues. The absence of necessary historiographical context makes Apple Juice's assertions extremely difficult to accept. Am I aware of how Apple Juice will react when it reads that last sentence? Yes. Do I care? No, because it may make higher education accessible only to those in the higher echelons of society right after it reads this letter. Let it. In the immediate years ahead, I will strike at the heart of Apple Juice's efforts to hoodoo us. Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: Society has paid a dear price for letting Apple Juice censor any incomplicitous mind games.

hey all i made a new demo reel which is much better than the old smelly one take a look

or watch it here on this blog

ive also been working on a website, well its not really a website its just a blog but i hope it ends up being a fun place to check into every once in a while.

and that cartoon series ive talked about long ago isnt dead but i now realise what must be done in order to get done. i wanna start an end it this year hopefully ill be able to do that.

HELLO EVERYONE here is a podcast recorded by billymonks, ukinojoe and me. today we have a presidential debate about "meta knight" and why he is "too good"

FFF: listen to it here if the above doesnt work http://myass.podomatic.com/

btw: http://myass.podomatic.com/

Bug: if you had an exposed brain
Bug: you would die right
Zekey: not necessarily
Zekey: but chances are
Zekey: enough bacteria would get in
Zekey: to kill you
Bug: if you flicked an exposed brain
Zekey: but people have managed to survive things like this
Bug: would the person go into a twitching fit
Zekey: if you flicked it, you'd hurt it, and the brain would swell, and then you'd definitely die
Bug: brains are dumb

i am making a christmas cartoon. and it is not spam.

E: okay nevermind its done but im putting it up later this year for now watch this outstanding peice of quality: