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You: HELLO
Stranger: aleyküm selam
You: more LIKE ARKUM ALSESUM
You: I AM THE JOKER LOL (joker says this)
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You: HELLO
Stranger: no need to shout, i'm only here ...
You: IM NOT SHOUTING I HAVE A KEYBOARD CONUNDRUM
Stranger: I see
You: CAN YOU HELP ME IVE VISITED YAHOO ANSWERS LIKE 500 TIMES
Stranger: Is Caps Lock on?
You: ILL CAP YOUR LOCK IF YOU DONT START MAKING SENSE
Stranger: you sir, are very mean, all I came on here to do was make a friend
Stranger: but I guess, maybe some other time
You: THEN WHY DONT YOU GET OFF THE INTERNET YOU STUPID NOOB
Stranger: Because I liek to post in a trolling Omegle conversations newfag
Stranger: ITT: COMBO BREAKER
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: JUST
Stranger: LOST
Stranger: THE
Stranger: GAME
Stranger: BITCH.
Stranger: oh, and it's spelt n00b .. y'know with zeros .. making you the n00b, n00b
You: PLEASE KEEP TYPING ITS GREAT MATERIAL
Stranger: yay
Stranger: I shall
Stranger: erm ..
Stranger: I like ponies
Stranger: and
Stranger: and
Stranger: rainbows
Stranger: and unicorns
Stranger: annndd ... hmm ..
Stranger: oh, have you found David yet?
You: HAVE YOU FOUND SOMEONE YOU CAN STAND BEING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU WITHOUT THROWING UP?
Stranger: yep .. alot of people .. :D
Stranger: they love me .. because i'm not some fucking nerd who sits on /b/ all day
Stranger: I go out and socialise
Stranger: ^^ so yeah]
You: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
Stranger: hahaha don't believe me .. oh noes .. someone on Omegle with no life doesn't believe me :(
Stranger: NOOOOooooo....
Stranger: go and kill yourself you cunt
Stranger: noone will ever love you
Stranger: apart from ...
Stranger: ME ^^
Stranger: we should be like superheroes or some shit ...
Stranger: You and Stranger :D awesome
Stranger: I can see it already
Stranger: although you're a cunt ..
Stranger: so it probably wont work
You: ARE YOU GOING TO FIX MY KEYBOARD PROBLEM OR NOT
Stranger: no troll go home ..
Stranger: im just giving you material for /b/
Stranger: to make e famouse
You: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID
Stranger: yep

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30 Comments

May. 31, 2009 | 5:04 PM W-P-S says:

on the internet, nobody knows you're a SONICHU LVL. 13

May. 31, 2009 | 5:05 PM Bug responds:

on the internet nobody knows your name is Tom Jones

May. 31, 2009 | 5:05 PM Lazyfeet says:

you just trolled his troll

May. 31, 2009 | 5:06 PM Bug responds:

it gets confusing about halfway in

May. 31, 2009 | 5:07 PM W-P-S says:

do not be silly bug, a grand man like tom jones is famous across the globe
for the holy ghost is in his eyes and christ is in his heart

May. 31, 2009 | 5:08 PM Bug responds:

"The Life and Work of Tom Jones" will be out this fall and will retail for 20 food stamps

Updated: May. 31, 2009, 5:08 PM

May. 31, 2009 | 5:08 PM Khawner says:

That's some story.

But you still didn't fix my problem.

May. 31, 2009 | 5:09 PM Bug responds:

maybe i should move onto the Google Question Cup

May. 31, 2009 | 5:10 PM W-P-S says:

The best chapter is the one in which Tom Jones meets Rick Knickafukis, and they both learn about a movie that was made a few months ago by..

I do not wish to spoil the rest

May. 31, 2009 | 5:21 PM Bug responds:

this post reminds me of ren and stimpy

May. 31, 2009 | 5:14 PM Chicken says:

heh internet more like inter___

May. 31, 2009 | 5:21 PM Bug responds:

holy shit a chicken

May. 31, 2009 | 5:25 PM HolyPeanuts says:

I always try to impersonate someone that I am not.
I got this person to believe I was from Greenland until they started asking me to say stuff in Kalaallisut.

May. 31, 2009 | 5:32 PM rtil says:

that last guy was about a 2-watt

and i don't have enough information on the first in order to prematurely gauge his intelligence

but he was really stupid anyway

May. 31, 2009 | 5:33 PM Hammi says:

you have no idea how much you have offended me with the first paragraph

i hope you burn YOU GODLESS LIVING BEING!

May. 31, 2009 | 5:40 PM Wasim says:

lmao at the first paragraph

May. 31, 2009 | 5:47 PM W-P-S says:

mariogrounds

May. 31, 2009 | 5:54 PM droid-tron says:

The best chapter is the one in which Tom Jones meets Rick Knickafukis, and they both learn about a movie that was made a few months ago by..

I do not wish to spoil the rest

May. 31, 2009 | 5:21 PM Bug responds:
this post reminds me of ren and stimpy

woah woah woah! theres only one way to settle this and that is:

MORTAL KOMBAT!

May. 31, 2009 | 6:05 PM Bug responds:

what

May. 31, 2009 | 6:05 PM Oney says:

the first time i used omegal i was asked how pink my asshole was. never again

Jun. 1, 2009 | 4:43 AM Bug responds:

lmao

May. 31, 2009 | 6:10 PM droid-tron says:

don't tell me you havn't played mortal kombat?

Jun. 1, 2009 | 4:43 AM Bug responds:

it still doesnt make sense

May. 31, 2009 | 7:56 PM damn101 says:

4chan?

Jun. 1, 2009 | 4:43 AM Bug responds:

what about it

May. 31, 2009 | 8:06 PM MW10T says:

trolls trolling trolls getting trolled by trolls who trolled a troll.

Gremlin.

Jun. 1, 2009 | 4:44 AM Bug responds:

they say a constant menace to pilots are the gremlins who wreck plains with their diabolical sab-o-tage

May. 31, 2009 | 9:25 PM Fawx says:

goumenasay

May. 31, 2009 | 9:45 PM itsmario says:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u horny female?
You: yes wats ur asl
Stranger: 20 m SD
Stranger: u?
You: 69
Stranger: is that wat u like or is that ur age?
You: both
Stranger: oh, i can do that.
Stranger: ;)
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Hope you enjoyed that one.

May. 31, 2009 | 10:58 PM Ukinojoe says:

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You: fumgoof
Stranger: ?
You: choofles
You: simglall
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Jun. 1, 2009 | 1:05 AM MrAbnormal says:

I went on omegle and DUDE it reminded me of Ren and Stimpy.

Jun. 1, 2009 | 4:45 AM Bug responds:

everything is ren and stimpy

Jun. 1, 2009 | 1:17 AM chriswc30 says:

uoy stol eht emag

Jun. 1, 2009 | 1:59 AM Starogre says:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oink oink
You: hiss
Stranger: that's so mean!
Stranger: you and your snake thing
You: spek parsletongue no good neglish
Stranger: haha no worries
You: ssssss s ss sssssssssss
Stranger: oooooh
Stranger: francaise?
You: ssss
Stranger: deutsche?
You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: ooooooooohhhhhhh
Stranger: portuguese?
Stranger: espanol?
You: sssssss
Stranger: moo
You: e became adept at telling people what they wanted to hear (the stab-in-the-back, the Jewish-Marxist plot to conquer the world, and the betrayal of Germany in the Versailles treaty) and identifying a scapegoat for their plight.
You: SSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: that is all sweetness, snakey
Stranger: you're a... anaconda?
You: http://images.google.com/imgres?imgur l=http://haranded.files.wordpress.com /2008/08/snape7.jpg&imgrefurl=htt p://haranded.wordpress.com/tag/half-b lood-prince/&usg=__ww-mU0lnWdzuCo HbBnO_TKJO2KE=&h=600&w=800&am p;sz=67&hl=en&start=1&tbn id=OsmZRK9cxPLJIM:&tbnh=107&t bnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsnape%
26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG
You: http://haranded.files.wordpress.com/2 008/08/snape7.jpg
Stranger: is that you?
You: ssssss s s s s s ss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Stranger: snape??? is that a harry potter thing?
You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS??!!
?!?
Stranger: and i thought i could be annoying...
You: s
Stranger: that's a poor hiss snakey. did i hurt your wittle feelings?
You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you've got it going on now
You: s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
s
Stranger: no snape in wikipedia...
Stranger: ah, severus snape, harry potter
Stranger: As the series progresses, Snape's character becomes more layered and complex,
Stranger: ooooooohhhhhh
You: ssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Stranger: i aroused your snakey passions
You: ss
Stranger: you want to nestle in snape's buttcrack?
Stranger: you're thinking that over a little too long
You: sssssssssssss s s sssss ss s s sss
You: ss ss ss ss ss ss ss
Stranger: you're sputtering with snakey rage?
Stranger: or disgust?
Stranger: or.... dare i say it... horniness?
You: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Stranger: ewwww
Stranger: i hope it's not dank there
Stranger: crack steam
Stranger: a pivotal character of considerable complexity and moral ambiguity
Stranger: gosh!
You: s
You: s
You: s
You: s
You: s
You: s
You: s
You: s
Stranger: very insightful, my little snakey friend
Stranger: http://blog.makezine.com/FKKGOG8F5GE2 5SE.MEDIUM.jpg
Stranger: http://jackmaryetc.com/Travel/America s/Ecuador/Images/139ButterfliesSnake.
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You: HISSSSSSS SSSSSS HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SS S S S SS
Stranger: stand back!
Stranger: snake porn: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/ne ws/2007/12/photogalleries/biggest-cob ra/images/primary/longest-cobra-pictu res-1.jpg
You: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ss!?
You: sssss! ssssssss! s sss sssssss!
Stranger: hahaha, your entrcnced by his masculine features
You: s
Stranger: oh, you're a boy snake
Stranger: a STRAIGHT boy snake
Stranger: NSFW http://media.photobucket.com/image/sn ake%20love/devilsam4u/snake12053.jpg
Stranger: snake romance http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI /SOYQoTyXoRI/AAAAAAAATww/Mxn68CuS_u4/
s400/snake_love_03.jpg
Stranger: In an interview[2] Rowling described Snape's character as an "anti hero". She said that she drew inspiration for Snape's character from a disliked teacher from her own childhood,[3] and described Snape as a horrible teacher: "the worst, shabbiest thing you can do as a teacher is to bully students."[4][5] It is believed that Snape is based on John Nettleship, who taught Rowling Chemistry at the Wydean Comprehensive School near Chepstow.
You: S S S S S S SS S S S S SS S S
Stranger: i know, i know, my little snake friend
You: sssssSSSSSSSS
You: %u2640
Stranger: oh, a girl snake!
You: SSSSSSSSSS
Stranger: a clever girl snake i must admit
Stranger: unicode!
You: §§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
Stranger: hmmmm.... shuriken? how about one 's' for yes, two s'es for no
You: sss
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: naughty snake
You: $
Stranger: very cute
You: $$$$$$$$$$!
Stranger: i'm still trying to figure out the snape reference...
Stranger: i guess i'll never know
You: guess not

Jun. 1, 2009 | 2:48 AM Starogre says:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: do you cyber?
Stranger: asl
You: what are you wearing
Stranger: a sexy little number. red bra and matching thong
You: oooh i like that
You: what species of animal?
Stranger: tiger. rawr ;)
You: sexy. i'm a whale
You: how are we gonna do this
You: cats don't like water
Stranger: then that really sucks
You: well you can stop being a pussy and get in the water and suck my moby dick
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: best response ever
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Jun. 1, 2009 | 4:45 AM Bug responds:

i read this one

Jun. 1, 2009 | 3:29 AM MAYORMCHEESE says:

Stranger: hi
You: oh my god
You: what am i doing here
Stranger: from ?
You: i am so sorry
You: YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW
You: i don't know either
Stranger: okaye
You: what am i doing here
You: nevermind
You: later

Jun. 1, 2009 | 10:49 AM maxvm says:

I always pose as an 83 year-old Zimbabwean who has won first place in the World Scrabble Tournament three times, and second place two times. One time he rode his bicycle from Zambia to Nigeria with a machete and five loaves of bread. People are too gullible on Omegle...

Jun. 1, 2009 | 11:18 AM damn101 says:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: .
You: .
Stranger: do u see the dot?
You: do u see the dot?
Stranger: yes
You: yes
Stranger: iam an idiot
You: O RLY?
Stranger: not
Stranger: !
You: SO..
Stranger: where u from?
You: IM FROM FUCKYOUVILLE AND U?
Stranger: me 2
You: I THOUGHT SO
You: SOMEONE TOLD ME U LIKE TO SUCK DICK
You: I THINK HES RIGHT
Stranger: nö
Stranger: mr capslock
You: OH SO U SUCK DICK
You: MR DICKSUCKER
Stranger: idiot
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Jun. 2, 2009 | 8:27 PM RainbowRiderAlpha says:

You: hello
Stranger: cyber sex +18 asl please
You: i am a 40 year old nurse from japan
You: i have 4 children
You: my husband lets me use his computer
You: i am a scientist
You: hello
You: i am an old asain woman
Stranger: good =)
Stranger: msn cam ?
You: i have sex with my dogs
You: i am an artist
You: i own many stores
Stranger: good =)
You: i invented many things
You: if i don't make dinner my husband beats me
Stranger:
Do you use mesenger ?
You: i live in hawaii
You: i am an old man
Stranger: stupid Do you use mesenger ?
You: FUCK YOU BITCH DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT I'M NOT STUPID FUCK YOU BITCH I'M CRYING YOU FUCK BITCH FUCK YOU
Stranger: m or f ?
You: FUCK YOU
You have disconnected.

Fuck that guy I'm not using omegle ever again

Jun. 3, 2009 | 2:24 AM Bug responds:

this is the best one so far

Jun. 3, 2009 | 11:37 AM TheShyGuy says:

bug, what music did you use on your epic picoday flash?

Jun. 3, 2009 | 1:18 PM Bug responds:

i think its called gothic power

Jun. 6, 2009 | 1:38 PM Ryutei says:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: O hai der
Stranger: how are you?
You: bad
Stranger: why?
You: headache
Stranger: o I'm srry
You: okeyledokey
Stranger: m or f? if you do not mind me asking
You: shemale
You: yes srs
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